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How to Avoid Ruining a Swinger Party

So you have joust joined Club Aphrodite and you’re at your first swinger party and you have just met this gorgeous leggy blonde who can’t keep her hands off you. Despite the fact that she is showing all the signs of being very intoxicated, you are only too pleased to give her every bit of encouragement you can muster. She leads you into a playroom where the only bed is already occupied by a foursome who are engaged in some noisy sex and certainly don’t show any signs of wanting any extra bodies to share at this stage of the proceedings. Your eager companion is not so easily put off however, and whilst being respectful of the foursome’s right to not invite you to join in, she feels that she has an equal right to stay.

Being a relatively shy newcomer, you are not so sure and whisper a suggestion that you try a different room. The reply you receive is neither whispered nor what you expected; “Oh fuck the other rooms, my husband is in one of them and I don’t want him involved. I want to do something on my own for a change,” she says.

What do you do now? Should you go along with her request or back off at least until you’ve squared things with her partner?

Well if you are going to come along a Club Aphrodite party in the near future, I hope you know what your answer should be. But for now, it would be a lot more fun to ignore this sensible party tip and explore what could happen instead.

Here’s what might happen:
 The temptation is far too strong and even before you manage a reply, your trousers have been undone and are being helped to the floor along with your underpants. The beautifully manicured hands that were responsible for your undoing are soon grasping your rock hard penis. The woman kneels before you and places her eager lips expertly where you most desperately want them to be.

The story could continue this way for a bit longer, including all the really juicy bits that happen before you reach the point when the now naked blonde and yourself roll hopelessly onto the bed. But this is meant to be a serious article and not an erotic story. So we’ll leave all that to your imagination and move on to the bit when you both land on the bed.

Surely the guys who are on it can’t possibly object to such a gorgeous body taking up a bit of the space? Well let’s supposed they did. May be they feel that her gorgeous body is no compensation for your not-so-gorgeous one. Whatever the reason, one of says,

“Do you mind, we wanted to be on our own here!” The comment lights your companion’s blue touch-paper; “What fucking right have you got to the bed?” she shouts, followed by, “If you wanted to fuck in private you could have stayed at home or booked a hotel room.”
Suddenly all your hopes that adult parties were only attended by placid easy-going folk who all respected one another’s rights have evaporated. The night is fast turning into a disaster and your erection is rapidly following suit.
Tempers rise and one of the other women gets up to confront your companion. You might be wise to persuade her to leave now but you don’t want her to think you’ve got no bottle so you mumble something that is intended to sound like support. It isn’t taken as that and in the middle of her altercation with the other woman she momentarily turns on you. She calls you a wimp, then unleashes more vitriol at the foursome.

Things can’t get any worse, or can they?
 You are beginning to think that things can’t get any worse but you’re wrong. The raised voices have made sufficient noise to attract the attentions of the occupants of the neighbouring room; one of who is your companion’s husband. He enters the bedroom and grabs his wife’s arm, demanding that she leaves the room with him.

“Get you hand off of me” she screams and then to your horror she turns to you for assistance. “Tell him to get off of me,” she demands. The husband’s anger finds a new target. “Have you been fucking her?” he asks
Your response about believing that adult parties were for people who are okay about their wives fucking other men is your final mistake. The evening that had seemed so promising a hour ago ends up with you grabbing your clothes, leaving the party, and wondering how on earth you are going to explain to your wife how you got a black eye at the conference you were supposed to be attending. What a shame, it all could have been so different!

Do scenes like these really occur at adult parties?
 The answer is that they can, but fortunately they are a very rare occurrence. However on the rare occasions that they do, they are nearly always preventable. A good host and hostess should be looking out for situations like these and know how to nip them in the bud. But if you are unlucky enough to meet someone like the intoxicated blonde or the bedroom blocking foursome, it is always better to withdraw and mention your concerns to one of the party hosts. They will be able to deal with things sensitively; using their experience, authority and “neutrality” to ensure that the party remains the fun event it should be.

This article is one of a series of articles about swinger parties for Club